Because I was embarrassed with the mustache that our house was sporting, and because I love Sears, and Sears loves me, we gave our house some #SearsRealCheer last week. We shopped until Madilyn dropped. We got home and stopped. OK, let me explain. We got home and Kyle decided that he wanted to paint the [...]
In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I present to you: I tried my darndest to find pictures of Snow White’s boobs but there were none to be found. You can see from this angle that she was relatively flat which is probably why she felt safe living with 7 dudes. I’ll bet she [...]
I guess it’s only fitting that my mURPHY’S lAW mONDAYS have been posted on Tuesdays lately. I mean, that’s like the crux of Murphy’s Law, right? Anyways, this past week was dedicated to potty training my little princess. It was hell on wheels. I seriously contemplated checking myself into a mental institution on Day 2 [...]
Friday was Madilyn’s 2nd birthday. I cannot believe that two years has passed since I gave birth to my little princess. The past two years have been a whirlwind of marriage, moving, babies and National Championships. Now my little princess is 2 and to celebrate, we were going to have a small birthday party for [...]
If you’re one of the many who can’t handle my candor, leave now. Or go to one of my other, less {TMI} posts like this one or this one. When I was 15 I got my first yeast infection. When my hooha started itching I was horrified and refused to tell my mom [...]
I used to have beautiful, flowing, blonde locks that were “boob length” You know…my hair was long enough to just cover my nips . I kept it that long for a while and always used my boobs as a gauge as to how long my hair was. “OH, it’s grown past the bottom part of [...]
Things happen in my life on a near-daily basis that prove Murphy’s Law as truth. Each Monday is dedicated to showcasing my life’s crazy moments. I know I’m not the only parent who experiences this so please leave me a comment and remind me that I really am not the only one. OK? OK, thanks. [...]
Today on a trip to the happiest place on Earth (WalMart), Madilyn found a Creepy Ass Baby Doll that she really, really wanted. You know the kind of doll I’m talking about. It’s airbrushed to look real, has wrist-rolls, fat piggie toes, and those eyes that close when you lay it down? The kind of [...]
Things happen in my life on a near-daily basis that prove Murphy’s Law as truth. Each Monday is now dedicated to showcasing my life’s crazy moments. If it can happen, it will happen. My third, wonderful child was born exactly 8 weeks ago today. That Monday, Murphy’s Law was tested. I was admitted into the hospital the [...]
There has been such a hubbub about the new full body scanners in airports. This insurgence of media coverage has caused me to spend quite some time thinking about what I would do if faced with the possibility of going through one of those vs. having a full body pat down. I also think about [...]
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